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rainbowhouseplant:

jakeebubbles:

i played the misty mountains song on my viola

TAG YOUR PORN

HOLY CRAP GUYS

(Source: falloutboyonboy)

kakaphoe:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I’m hearing all of these in Fenris’ voice, just so you know.

rudennotgingr whispered: Tenth doctor, 3? <3

flypup:

once upon a time, a dog and a wolf fell in love

Anonymous whispered: [There is a knock on Agent 19's door.] Hello? Hello, is anyone there??

squealedagent19:

vir-cinereus:

squealedagent19:

squealedagent19:

Yeah, yeah, hold your horse! *There’s a rattling around inside the room till the little agent pulls open the door as she pulls her jacket on around her.* Yes, who is it, what d’you want?

She runs a hand through his hair and scoots back away from him. “Uh-huh. Right. That’s… great for you. I guess.” No more what Vir has said about getting him a body or whatever… they didn’t exactly leave as friends last time.

[He continues to smile for a few moments before slumping.] Shit, listen, I’m…. Really fucking sorry….. I was…. Vir and I really didn’t get along, and I was trying to…. Sabotage him, and you were just… There, I’m sorry, really….

She raises an eyebrow, grimacing at him. “Sorry, huh? Oh really?”

[He blinks.] Y… Yeah, really…

Anonymous whispered: [There is a knock on Agent 19's door.] Hello? Hello, is anyone there??

squealedagent19:

vir-cinereus:

squealedagent19:

squealedagent19:

Yeah, yeah, hold your horse! *There’s a rattling around inside the room till the little agent pulls open the door as she pulls her jacket on around her.* Yes, who is it, what d’you want?

She grimaces down at him, looking around in the hallway for… someone else. Like Vir or Queen. “What the… hell. Let me know before you come knocking at my door, jesus christ. What do you want?”

I was saying hi to the different, uh, SQUEAKED people. SQUEALED people. [He smiles in what he hopes is a charming manner as he clambers to his feet.] And, uh, we sort of didn’t…. I mean, you know me as someone else than, uh, who I… Currently am. I’ve chilled the fuck out, at least…

She runs a hand through his hair and scoots back away from him. “Uh-huh. Right. That’s… great for you. I guess.” No more what Vir has said about getting him a body or whatever… they didn’t exactly leave as friends last time.

[He continues to smile for a few moments before slumping.] Shit, listen, I’m…. Really fucking sorry….. I was…. Vir and I really didn’t get along, and I was trying to…. Sabotage him, and you were just… There, I’m sorry, really….

hardythehermitcrab:

David Tennant acting like a grown man  saluting like a dork blesssss

Anonymous whispered: [There is a knock on Agent 19's door.] Hello? Hello, is anyone there??

squealedagent19:

vir-cinereus:

squealedagent19:

squealedagent19:

Yeah, yeah, hold your horse! *There’s a rattling around inside the room till the little agent pulls open the door as she pulls her jacket on around her.* Yes, who is it, what d’you want?

She pauses and takes him in, eyes flitting over him and his clothes. Suddenly, she shouts out, louder than she really thought she was speaking, “Lust?!” And without really knowing what her instincts were doing, her foot flew up and smashed into his crotch.

[He yelps and buckles, stumbling backward before falling on the ground. He wheezes, looking up at her with a nervous, pained smile.] Ahaha that’s right. I do know you. [He winces, trying to sit up.] Uh, look, I can explain…

She grimaces down at him, looking around in the hallway for… someone else. Like Vir or Queen. “What the… hell. Let me know before you come knocking at my door, jesus christ. What do you want?”

I was saying hi to the different, uh, SQUEAKED people. SQUEALED people. [He smiles in what he hopes is a charming manner as he clambers to his feet.] And, uh, we sort of didn’t…. I mean, you know me as someone else than, uh, who I… Currently am. I’ve chilled the fuck out, at least…