Anonymous whispered: [He gives her (him?) a long look, his eyebrows furrowed and his fingers on his chin. Eventually, he offers his opinion.] You make a decent looking... Male. Although I really suppose I shouldn't be surprised. - vir-cinereus

gladosofaperture:

"Thank you Mr. Cinereus. Although I am not too surprised either, I do say that it is rather dull. What do men do for entertainment with themselves?"

[He presses his lips together, the corner of his mouth twitching into a smile.] Why, we watch sports and yell at the television, of course. Throw footballs. Punch each other. Manly things.

fastpacedfreefall:

Cecil sweetie, there’s a marked difference in being very into science and very into scientists

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princeofparadise:

I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet

queenoftheants:

vir-cinereus:

…..I have a terrible headache….

*His lovely wife manages to walk past him, pinching his rear, and she grins* Need ibuprofen?

He glances at her with a pained smile, reaching up to rub his temple.

"I… Yes, please, that would be lovely…"

The Fixing

anonymenagerie:

Misto teleports back to Charlotte, who calls for help from Vir to help him. However, the anon gives some worrying news to the wounded anon…

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jailbaitvstheworld whispered: Pros: I heard you are incarnation of lust so. Not inexperienced. Cons: Your lust flirted with me before and it was really REALLY awkward.

HAHAHa…. Ha… Sorry… About him. [He grins uneasily.] Er. But, um, yes, I do have… Quite a lot of experience….

the-scarlet-witchie whispered: Pro: Your extensive knowledge of biology is a huuuuuuge plus. Con: Pretty sure your husband would not be happy about it.

queenoftheants:

VIR? HAHAHAHAHAA. Funny. He would promote that.

owo I would only be unhappy if I could not in some way participate.

queenofcorgis whispered: Pro: That stupid face, your magical talents, your knowledge of my kinks, you love me. Con: Sometimes you're a little obtuse, but I still love you...dweeb. -Queenie

>3>

…I’m only a /little/ bit obtuse….