Anonymous whispered: [He gives her (him?) a long look, his eyebrows furrowed and his fingers on his chin. Eventually, he offers his opinion.] You make a decent looking... Male. Although I really suppose I shouldn't be surprised. - vir-cinereus


"Thank you Mr. Cinereus. Although I am not too surprised either, I do say that it is rather dull. What do men do for entertainment with themselves?"

[He presses his lips together, the corner of his mouth twitching into a smile.] Why, we watch sports and yell at the television, of course. Throw footballs. Punch each other. Manly things.


Cecil sweetie, there’s a marked difference in being very into science and very into scientists

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | Panic! At The Disco


I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet



…..I have a terrible headache….

*His lovely wife manages to walk past him, pinching his rear, and she grins* Need ibuprofen?

He glances at her with a pained smile, reaching up to rub his temple.

"I… Yes, please, that would be lovely…"

The Fixing


Misto teleports back to Charlotte, who calls for help from Vir to help him. However, the anon gives some worrying news to the wounded anon…

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jailbaitvstheworld whispered: Pros: I heard you are incarnation of lust so. Not inexperienced. Cons: Your lust flirted with me before and it was really REALLY awkward.

HAHAHa…. Ha… Sorry… About him. [He grins uneasily.] Er. But, um, yes, I do have… Quite a lot of experience….

the-scarlet-witchie whispered: Pro: Your extensive knowledge of biology is a huuuuuuge plus. Con: Pretty sure your husband would not be happy about it.


VIR? HAHAHAHAHAA. Funny. He would promote that.

owo I would only be unhappy if I could not in some way participate.

queenofcorgis whispered: Pro: That stupid face, your magical talents, your knowledge of my kinks, you love me. Con: Sometimes you're a little obtuse, but I still love you...dweeb. -Queenie


…I’m only a /little/ bit obtuse….